Royal Decree · Est. The Dawn of Time
The stinkiest, smelliest, bestest lil doggo to ever walk the face of this earth.
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Official Measurements
After years of rigorous scientific study, leading experts have concluded that Jericho's aromatic output is, in a word: transcendent. No instrument exists capable of fully capturing its glory. The following meters are merely approximations.
Sacred Commandments
Thou shalt pet Jericho upon sight, regardless of what thou art doing.
Thou shalt never acknowledge the smell. It is simply the scent of royalty.
All snacks shall be offered to Jericho first. He may or may not accept them.
When Jericho sits upon thy lap, thou art blessed. Thou shalt not move.
The good boy noises — the zooms, the barks, the snorts — are to be celebrated at all times.
Bonus decree: "All Hail Jericho" shall be spoken at least once per day, preferably in a deep, reverent voice.
Aromatic Profile
A team of top perfumers spent three years attempting to bottle the essence of Jericho. They failed, but in the process they identified the following notes:
Official Hymn